Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Cheesecake

Popular southern expression for cocaine used predominately in text messages to avoid suspicion from partners or authorities

Damn it, would LOVE a slice of cheesecake right now

Hey, how much for half a cheesecake?

by Hastings Pip January 24, 2019

Tennessee Cheesecake

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.

Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.

by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake

A slang used to describe when an uncircumcised man scrapes off his smegma into a woman's Vagina.

"Hey dude guess what, I met this girl at a nightclub last night and she let me hit her with the Strawberry Cheesecake finisher"

by Abatakum Omagoyt November 13, 2022

cheesecake

An photography artform which depicts a scantily clad young woman, usually a bit on the 'meaty' side, in sexy poses for pinup purposes.
Cheesecake art has been around for quite some time.

For a good example see www.lestoil.net/les/jamie.jpg

by BBW chaser October 15, 2004

cherry cheesecake

When you are getting your dick sucked and you pull out and break her nose then jizz on it.

Do it when a bitch is dragging teeth

by UrbanMyth April 20, 2003

The Cheesecake

when a girl has a yeast infection, the guy fucks her, and right as he is about to cum she sucks his dick and swallows the cum and all of the other "chesses" of his dick

Dude right after my girlfriend gave me the cheesecake, I made out with her.

by cit October 29, 2006