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Assmouse Cheesepants 

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.
Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.
Assmouse Cheesepants by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Cheese pants 

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
Cheese pants by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

cheese pants 

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.
After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

cheesepenis 

A penis that hasn't been washed in quite some time that forms a crusty substance.
That is so discusting, he has a cheesepenis.
cheesepenis by Annie Rattner March 19, 2005

Cheese Pants 

The worst idea anyone could ever have.
Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
Cheese Pants by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

Cottage Cheese Pants 

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"