cheesepants

Nasty female that is rotten between the legs, pants infested with yeast and a multitude of other microorganisms. Arthropods might also be found in her panties/pants. Nasty, foul odor accompanied by a yellow/brownish substance that can also leak down the legs to the ground.

That bitch stinks like hell with her cheesepants.

by sweetghy June 18, 2009

Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Cheese pants

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

cheese pants

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

by Baron Von Kaputnick July 30, 2008

cheesepenis

A penis that hasn't been washed in quite some time that forms a crusty substance.

That is so discusting, he has a cheesepenis.

by Annie Rattner March 19, 2005

Cheese Pants

The worst idea anyone could ever have.

Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.

by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006