chead

Pronounced "ched"

Short for Chuckle head. Someone who is a dullard. Most used in a business setting where intelligent technical folks have to deal with brain dead business folks. The pointy haired boss from Dilbert is the perfect example of chead.

I can't believe what those cheads want to do now.

by Slick-e-boy April 30, 2003

chead

A long but thin penis.

His cheed won't fit in his pants because it is too long, so instead he tied it in a bow.

by BRi January 30, 2003

chardcore

an adjective used to describe something that is beyond hardcore. something that is "chardcore" is the most badass thing you've ever done.

Yo Ben, do you wanna climb mount everest?
Sure, Dan. That sounds chardcore as hell!

by tajgibson October 27, 2011

Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016

cheadle

when someone needs to go to the toilet for a 'number 2'

Dimitri likes to cheadle.
When he needs to go to the toilet Dimitri says 'I feel the need, the need to chead'

by geri winslet April 24, 2009

Cherds

A percocet when used to get high

Johnny asked Billy if he wanted to go pop some cherds after school

by Eastlaxer42 November 24, 2011

cherd

A chode that smells like a terd.

You have to be the biggest cherd that I have ever come across in my life.

by pintobean11 January 5, 2016