Vacuum cleaner

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

Dry Cleaner

The act of the female farting while the member is being removed from the anal cavity after anal intercourse.

After banging my girl in the ass, she performed the dry cleaner on my hammer which blew the corn nuggets off.

by thedrycleaner January 7, 2008

cheaters

The New England Patriots

The New England Patriots are cheaters, as they used illegal spying tactics to get their "dynasty."

by HarryPothead6009 September 29, 2007

Cheatermote

:noun: One who winds down their car window to hinder geetermoters (see geetermote)

Nutalie: "Why are you winding down the window, it's not that hot?"

Tom: "I'm getting fed up with people geetermoting in it"

Nutalie: "Your such a cheatermote"

by wurlye January 6, 2010

cheater peter

When you are cheating on your significant other and you can’t get hard.

Friend: hey how did your hookup go last night?

Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.

by Jboooooooo December 2, 2019