Systematic Chaos

Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.

Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II

You ought to buy Systematic Chaos!

by fretfire! July 16, 2007

Beefy Chaos

A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with his pants stuffed with slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with him.

After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.

As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!

Girl 1: I got Beefy Chaosed again last night.
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!

by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008

Chaos Theory

theory that everything explains everything

there are many theories to find which one explains the most instead of picking multiple ones

by Dong Woo April 4, 2005

Chao Baaks

1. One who enjoys "chaoing baaks"
2. 1970's television star
3. Big Tenor Saxophone alum

Chao Baaks tongued that one so hard it broke!
Chao Baaks says, "You're a homo."

by Daveed December 9, 2004

chaos cloud

According to the tabloid Weekly World News, it is a supernexus omnipotent dust cloud that is going to kill all of us in nine years. It is made by Hawking Radiation and swallows any planet it encounters.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about that Chaos Cloud that's gonna kill us in nine years?
Guy 2: Dude screw that, Weekly World News is full of shit.
Guy 1: Nuh-uh!

by Super Koopa September 25, 2005

Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.

#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."

by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010

King of Chaos

A "King of Chaos" refers to a typical online gamer, who's opinion of their own skill level, is actually a lot higher than their actual skill level. The term "King of Chaos" is actually a sarcastic term, indicating that the player is sup-par, and actually not a "King of Causing Chaos."

It is very typical for a "King of Chaos" to get frustrated in the middle of the game, call everyone on the other team a "try-hard," and rage-quit. Causing the "King of Chaos's" team to be a man down and eventually lose.

Frank: "Hey Randy are you going to get your kill/death ratio positive this game?"

Randy: "These kids on the other team are such try-hards, and I'm sick of it!!!"

Frank: "C'mon Randy, don't be such a "King of Chaos!!!!!"

Randy: (Disconnect........)

by Señor Hodeez January 25, 2011