Squire Chava

Annoying little money stain who likes to eat anything he finds and likes to flirt with everyone he sees

This Squire Chava is a total clown

by Squire Chava May 17, 2019

charva

A gang, most commonly found in England, especially Newcastle and Manchester. Often violent, charvas are distinguished from other gangs by their dress, which is a mixture of the popular 'ska' and 'preppy' styles of the US in the mid to early 90's. Members of the Charva gang are generally disrespectful towards anyone they perceive to be different, and therefore less socially important than, themselves. Their hostility towards other groups, especially 'goths' and 'hippies', can often lead to outright violence, usually on the part of the charvas. Incidents of violence perpetrated by the charvas include rapes, beatings, and at least one case of lighting a man on fire. These criminal malcontents are extremely dangerous, arrogant, and vocal in their illusory superiority. Charvas are also generally anti-religious, be it Hinduism, Buddhism, Wicca, or Christianity.

Clothes often include slacks, suspenders and white button up shirts. Shoes are generally pretentious but inexpensive, (i.e. 'rockports', thought to be expensive and top-of-the-line by the charvas, with their limited worldview and predilection for self-adoration).

by C. D. Eagle February 27, 2004

Chavvage

A chavvage is the vagage of a chav.

That infant was expelled from it's mother's chavvage near the Seven Eleven last Thursday.

by Brandi April 6, 2005

chauvanist

Despite contrary belief about pigs and assholes, a chauvanist is a man who knows exactly what he wants

"MaRC, wait a second, the stature of a lot of men is measured in the car they drive, the golf country club they belong to, and very much the place they live in. You have to admit that..." - Incompetent FOX NEWS reporter

"... and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that's exactly what I said at the beginning. 'Cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. The fact of the matter is, you can't make anybody happy. You have to make yourself happy. Happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they're unhappy, it's their own fault. Anybody who says they're unhappy is their own fault." - Marc Rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist

by ZUES THE GOD March 12, 2014

CHARVA

British slang for fuck

your a charver

*stubs toe* CHARVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the dude of awesomeness November 21, 2010

charva

Charva: Male charvas are loud annoying youths who hang around on streey corners smoking lambert and buttlers and drinking the cheepest cider they can get there hands on. however this is often a problem as they are always unwilling to pull there hands from out of there underwere or take them off the girlfriends arse. For some reason they feel the need to continuosly spit directly bettween there shoes and it is a wonder that there fake rockport shoes are not permanantly cacked in spit. They were clothes that are hidious and that they like to think are expensive but are actually cheep nock offs bought from market stalls in spain were there mother has taken her new boyfriend on a holiday. they like to were there nock off burburry hats at a ridiculasly high angle on there heads and for some rreason as yet not known gel there hair before they put there hats on. The girls i can only assume, get a coke can and spray there fringe around the can using enouf hair spray to put quite a large hole in the o-zone layer. They also always look oringe from using too much foundation. They were alot of white and like skin tite trousers. they always are seen hanging on to some idiot boyfriend and is usualy pregnant or seen pushing pushchairs around town. When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths. After carefull thought and analysis i decided that the closest thing that charvas can be described as being like are blackbirds and pigeons. And this is only because both the birds and charvas seem to live off tab ends and chewing gum.

When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths.

by Malkin May 31, 2004

cheavaun

Cheavaun the kind of person you would never stop loving,he has the perfect smile and cares for you more than you will ever know....yeah sweet like that.

Cheavaun is unique in every way, he is perfect and he's my angel.

by Triniangel October 5, 2007