matawan ceiling hobos

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in

Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)

by I know sll December 21, 2021

mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life

you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins

by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018

Jason Collins

A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)

That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle

I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?

by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013

calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.

"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."

by Coell May 14, 2005

Collingwood

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.

Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second

by Cwood January 20, 2019

calling it in

to do something half-assed, not bothering, doing the bare minimum

"i don't even care about that job, i'm more or less calling it in, when i do show up for work" -disgruntled employee

by *fap* September 29, 2005

Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011