A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
by ben slow June 15, 2012
After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo
by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011
A type of automobile made in the 1980's by the Chrysler Corporation. The K cars have been categorized as compact for their external size and small front-wheel drive layout. They were designed to carry 6 adults on two bench seats. When someone makes reference to a "K car," they are speaking of the first generation models which were 1981-1989 Dodge Aries K and 1981-1989 Plymouth Reliant K.
As used in a quote from the movie "Swingers"
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Sue: "People get carjacked!"
Trent: "Ah man...who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?"
As used in the lyrics of "If I Had A Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies
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"And if I had a million dollars"
"If I had a million dollars"
"Well, I'd buy you a K car"
"A nice Reliant automobile"
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Sue: "People get carjacked!"
Trent: "Ah man...who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?"
As used in the lyrics of "If I Had A Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies
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"And if I had a million dollars"
"If I had a million dollars"
"Well, I'd buy you a K car"
"A nice Reliant automobile"
by ed rogers December 20, 2006
At party/kickback/social event
Woman: "blah blah blah I have a headache!!!! If we don't leave right now I swear to god I'm gonna.."
Man: "Woman! You're gonna what?! Is it car time?"
Woman: "blah blah blah I have a headache!!!! If we don't leave right now I swear to god I'm gonna.."
Man: "Woman! You're gonna what?! Is it car time?"
by Drymann January 05, 2012
a game similar to "punchbuggie" where you punch someone and yell "douche car!" when you see one.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.
*cars speeds by well guys yell profane comments at pedestrians*
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"
by JordanaKathleen February 11, 2012
Formerly known as Teen X. Most talented member of Playboi Carti’s Opium crew. Has 800k monthly listeners on Spotify. One of the hottest upcoming rap artists on the game right now, Other than KanKan, Summrs, Autumn, Yeat, and a couple others.
Yo bro u heard of the mfing Ken Car$on who made Yale?
Uh, I keep your ho upstairs
When she wanna fuck, I just tell her, "Ring the bell"
Hit her from the back, she can't do nothing but yell
And she smart as fuck, I got this bitch straight out of Yale
Uh, I keep your ho upstairs
When she wanna fuck, I just tell her, "Ring the bell"
Hit her from the back, she can't do nothing but yell
And she smart as fuck, I got this bitch straight out of Yale
by yvngfumi February 21, 2022