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by Angienotfound July 28, 2021

caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile September 23, 2016

Snuggle Cuffed

To be locked into a position while Cuddling and not be able to move.

Dude I was Snuggle Cuffed by my girl last night.

by Biggie_Boi September 10, 2019

Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.

Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.

by java bo jangles July 5, 2011

cuffed

broke; cash-strapped

"man,I can't buy that, I'm cuffed till I get paid."

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

caffe

coffee in Italian

Io bevo il caffe

by Chelle Kae May 20, 2016