goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected

when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus

by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020

cacksucker

To suck the cack.
2- To be George W Bush

Wow, that president, he's a cacksucker.

by can February 25, 2005

cacksakkah

Bostonian enuciation of one who fellates.

Fack youse, youse fackin' cacksakkah.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 16, 2003

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

Cactus Rock

The little-known tallest mountain in Arizona, which, contrary to popular belief, is actually taller than Humphrey's Peak, but debate continues about whether or not the cactus counts as part of the mountain's height.

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, rock. Everyone, do the Cactus Rock!

by supaDISC May 25, 2004

Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008

cockussy

Idk some guy on tiktok said it and i was like what is that so i googled it didnt find non so i go to urban dictionary because i know alla the freaky stuff are explained here but i find nothing again so here i am

-What is cockussy?
-idk

by NOT the FAMOUS biologist January 27, 2022