Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone

Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!

by custardlovr March 26, 2024

Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024