A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!
by Remus Lupin's god-daughter June 26, 2009
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Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
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A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.
Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009
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Get the cat collector mug.A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.
When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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by Lee May 6, 2004
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