When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.
Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!
by cumcougher10000 December 6, 2010
Get the Cum Coughmug. the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.
"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*
by Chole Flemmington May 25, 2010
Get the runners coughmug. by TheNuke January 29, 2003
Get the Cough Dropsmug. when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.
cough-cursing:
harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.
harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.
by hacker! June 8, 2009
Get the cough-cursingmug. Shoving several spoonfuls of dry Milo into your mouth, then having it tickle the back of your throat so that you cough, causing Milo dust to go everywhere.
by Stanley-Belinda March 13, 2009
Get the Milo Coughmug. by Jamie Skipper June 25, 2008
Get the coughing it downmug. A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.
by cringecoughycough September 7, 2017
Get the cringe coughmug.