Corns

The act of cornering someone. One can add the word "mad" at the beginning to add emphasis.

1. "Nico, corns!"
2. "Nico is giving mad corns!"

by jeff56738294 June 26, 2006

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Cornism

Cornism is basically the religion based entirely around corn you must devote your entire life to corn everything u love is nothing corn is your everything now.

example of cornism ''Hey man, I just traded my kid for some corn!'' from this quote we can refer that this is a good cornist and deserves his corn!

by Clucks September 26, 2018

Cornish Kabab

A sexual maneuver associated with Cock and Ball Torture, where a man's partner skewers both of his testicles with any pointy object, commonly a large toothpick or kabab stick, imitating the popular dish "shish kabab"

Me and my girl got really crazy last night and she gave me a Cornish Kabab, so i'm gonna be out of commission for the next few months

by Chib Scrungus January 8, 2020

cornschnuggler

Leila Bates 24/7

Leila bates is a cornschnuggler literally all the time.

by jtrox March 14, 2022

Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010

Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.

First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.

by The Cornish Lifeguard. September 29, 2010