Congress

The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur.

They had congress.

by Wordnet July 18, 2003

Congettioflucktion

A way of saying congratulations to someone who has recently lost their virginity.

Congettioflucktion! Did you get any tounge?

by p0ke17 May 19, 2019

congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

Congress

Do-Nothing F@#cktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

"95% of Americans want an assault weapons ban yet all Congress wants to do is kick us in the nuts, have gay sex in airport bathrooms, and vote themselves pay raises.

by The Real Jon Stewart April 30, 2013

prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

congo rats

Jungle rats! only from the congo! and.. congratulatory!

simply a new way people have started saying congratulations in games, instead of congrats, most often said when someone levels up.

Congo rats on level 10!

by Death's Seduction September 10, 2006

congal

(Spanish)
Congal can mean a house or a strip club or a whore house.

Also can be used as Congalero or Congalera referring to something pertaining to a congal.

Las luces de navidad de tu casa se ven bien congaleras.

by Beto Chapa August 3, 2005