Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
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day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.
day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.
*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)
Jammy: :DDDDDDD
-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-
*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)
Jammy: :DDDDDDD
-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-
*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."
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It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.
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Get the concussion puppy mug.One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.
"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.
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Get the Concisionist mug.Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.
The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.
The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.
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