complainment

When you mention that a person's inherently good trait annoys you.

Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.

Katie: Tom, in the 5 years I've known you, you have never had a lazy morning, you literally spring up out of bed and start working on the house or whatever needs to be done.

Tom: I hope that's a compliment

Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck

Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.

by ellare August 28, 2010

Complankicous

1.One who complanks, 2.(Less Used Definition)a cat armed with seven automatic rifles, each from a different country, and a chocolate bar.

Tom: "Hey, look at that COMPLANKICOUS NIGGA!"
Jane: "You're gonna get shot one day soon, bitch..."

by IllKillYou July 16, 2006

Complention

Whatever pertains to the subject under consideration; all things. Substitute for any noun.

Bucky: What the frig.. i can't figure this question out...
Luke: The answer is obviously the square root of Complention, which is acheivable only through reverse osmosis.
Jake: Word...

by Luke, Jake September 6, 2008

complinsult

A statement which starts as a compliment and ends with a subtle, or at times not so subtle, insult.

MO: MFR is absolutely right, that's twice in ten years.
EMM: Great complinsult MO!

MFR: PNM is great at throwing darts, he hits MO's arm every time.
PNR: That complinsult don't confront me.

by emminksa February 2, 2008

camplaining

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

complainitivity

an action where someone just keeps complaining 24/7/365

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

complainurbating

The act of getting off by complaining

Co-worker 1: She really seems to be complainurbating today.

Co-worker 2: Yeah, just all over the place.

by Omnipotent1 September 19, 2013