Communist revolution

What the far left and tankies like constantly LARP about. To them, a revolution is a glorious battle where they, the proletariat, led by a brave leader will stand together against the evil bourgeoisie and it's supporters, where they will ultimately prevail against them, and rebuild the world (or country) to a glorious communist utopia. In reality however, almost, if not all would end with the leader and his buddies usurping control over the previous government, which usually led to a totalitarian or authoritarian government. Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Castro, Ceausescu, all of them end up running their "communist utopia" into the ground, starved their population for "equality" while they and the party elite stuff their fat stomachs with food that would have the populace begging to have, executes any dissidents to the state which include intellectuals, people who have glasses, people who happened to be even a slightly richer than the populace, people who speaks against the state, class traitors, etc, have absolutely zero respect to human rights and freedom whatsoever, and in some cases, commiting genocide against several people who either refused to bow to the supreme leader and the party or "necessary" ethnic cleansing. Apparently to them, THIS is the change needed in the US and the West.

Tankie: America is oppressing workers and made me unemployed despite me doing no effort whatsoever to better myself. We need to incite a communist revolution, right now or else our chains will never go away. Glory to the Revolution!!

Center-leftist: Damn, those tankies really are detached from reality huh?
Demsoc: I think America and capitalism has several issues they must be fixed and addressed, but it should be fixed from within by democratic means, not a communist revolution that will throw the state into shit and cause several atrocities and suffering for it's own people and workers that they claim to protect and support.

by Mr hurr durr April 22, 2022

communist evolution

the gradual and non revolutionary change of any state government into a communist government.

examples:

social security or state owned property in a democracy

while the overall function of the government acts overtly communist, it is still seen by the greater majority as a democracy due to free elections or other topical democratic pastimes.

for more information on the mechanics of communist evolution in a democracy, see: hitler'/national socialist "rise to power" in post treaty of versailles germany.

by acornco September 13, 2010

Communist Scum

A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.

Jackson is a Communist Scum because he easily recognizes the Soviet Theme at anytime and anywhere.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 19, 2018

Communist-Nazi

Same thing if you stop and think about it.

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

Communist_Soul

A great sexy intelligent athiest who has beautiful women flock to him.

A man who has traits close to that of Communist_Soul could have the chance of women flocking to him.

by Communist_Soul December 4, 2009

Communist manifesto

the most beautiful item in the world so beautiful the capitalist fucks had to go and shut it down. FUCK YOU CAPITALISM

person 1: what is your favorite book
person 2: the Communist Manifesto
person 1: good book
*communist anthem plays in background*
person 2: a good book indeed

by kai~kun March 20, 2019

communist uncle

Menstral period.

"Good news: I'm not pregnant! Bad news: My communist uncle is in town."

by coftus December 23, 2014