crutching

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.

by fireball419 March 7, 2009

Clutchinsons

A physical ailment experienced when youre looking for something and by the time youve found it your hands are so full of everything else that you cant pick it up, nor can you find the ability to put anything down.

Us puddle jumpers suffer from clutchinsons during this methademic.

by DawnNichole#1* December 2, 2019

clutchin

to carry a gun

I’m clutchin this glock

by rap definitions June 4, 2022

Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011

Catching Ropes

To commit Suicide through hanging yourself.

- Have you heard of the incident at the hospital nearby?
- Yeah, I heard someone be catching ropes.
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- Got fired today. Finna catch these ropes my guy.
- Lmao, bet.

by Fordoggen October 21, 2018

Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.

BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.

by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011