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Mandela catalogue

A tape made by alex kister describing things like. Alternates and why you should say away from any contact with them and umm…. I forgor💀💀💀
Random guy:Oh boy the Mandela catalogue is scary
Also a random guy:yes
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by Funni haha October 29, 2021
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catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.
by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006
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Catalonian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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catalonia

A nation inside Spain, very different from the rest of Spain, and which deserves to be independent one day. Original name, Catalunya, not Cataluña!
"Hey, I love Catalonia!"
by i.dont.remember.my.name May 21, 2007
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Catalina Cows

A catalina cow is a girl who attends Santa Catalina School.
Originally was a derogatory term from rival schools (who will not be named), but was then adopted by the catalina cows themselves as a fun loving joke poking fun at themselves.
Stevenson Girl: ooh, look at the cows! moooo!
Catalina Cows: *walks on all fours mooing* thats right bitches!!
by CatalinaCow March 10, 2008
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cathart

v. To fart so intensely that it triggers an emotional release.
Chuck: I feel like a new man today.
Bob: Why's that?
Chuck: Last night I wolfed down six hot chilis before bed. I catharted so loudly that I scared myself awake. I cried so hard I peed. By the way, Sandy's moving out.
by CunningLinguist71 November 25, 2011
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Catharina

Name, female. Derived from the Ancient Greek katharsis, meaning purification and cleanliness, mostly in the sense of cleansing the soul with tragedy plays.
Includes Christian saints: Catharina of Alexandria, who argued Christian doctrine with heathen philosophers, martyred in 307 AD. Catharina of Siena, mystic, nun and writer, died 1380.
by Cattitude February 19, 2010
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