The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

The mandela catalogue 

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS

"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"

The mandela catalogue by geoom January 26, 2022

The mandela catalogue 

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

The mandela catalogue by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019