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Casper dick

When you cough/choke/gag on nothing. You be there breathing and all of a sudden, you are coughing for no reason. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*Notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Are you choking on that Casper dick?"
by anonymous May 26, 2023
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Casper Dick

When you choke/gag/ cough on nothing. You will be there doing nothing and you start coughing out of nowhere. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Choking on that Casper Dick huh?!"
by durtysanch May 26, 2023
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Casper List

The collection of poor souls who have decided to ghost you rather than (wo)man up and just tell you they were not interested.
Of all the people I have been talking to, I would have never thought this guy woud end up on my Casper List.
by JennMe July 9, 2024
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Casper Grasper

When you’re sleeping in a haunted house and a ghost jacks you off. Mostly male exclusive, though gender neutral.
“That ghost gave me a Casper Grasper, really cranked my hog!”
by PeePooBoi March 8, 2024
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Casper Ho

The Greatest Math 10 Honours Teacher you will ever have
Casper Ho is my math teacher, Im so Lucky!!!!!
by FuckReformTorta June 12, 2025
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Casper Twins

When you are talking or dating someone and neither of you are feeling it so you both ghost each other at the same time.
John: how'd the date go
Jim: it sucked but we're Casper twins!
John: what's that?

Jim: after the date I told her to text me when she was home and she did, I told her me too, and that's the end.
John: that sucks
Jim: nah why put effort in when neither of you were feeling it
by JaJaLaughingInSpanishJaJa January 2, 2026
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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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