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Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
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Agunahausen-by-Proxy

Agunahausen-by-Proxy, also referred to as Factitious Agunahood Imposed Knavishly on Another (FAIKA), is a mental health disorder in which a mother presents her daughter as an "Agunah" to her friends, family and community. The behaviour is generally motivated by a mother-in-law seeking to vilify her son-in-law, elicit sympathy and attention and to generate revenue through crownfunding and community charities
I was redt to a girl who seemed nice, but I did some research and found out her mother has Agunahausen-by-Proxy, and I'm not getting into a shvigger matzav like that
by urbanpromos January 1, 2025
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Proxy the Star

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He always happy.
Loves to use 'Woop' and 'Bleh'.
Proxy is the word u call the cool dude.
Loves to mess with ppl.
Ey u proxy.
How are u proxy.
Are u the world famous proxy the star?
by Lrsi October 31, 2019
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Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me
I never agreed to be your pain proxy
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Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.
"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"
by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025
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butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.
The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.
by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025
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