bumper lunch 

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

bumper lunch by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

Bumper Jerky 

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

Bumper Jerky by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Bumper of beer 

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.

Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?

Bumper of beer by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022

Bumper Sticker Logic 

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

Bumper Sticker Logic by niquil July 30, 2022

Bumper locking 

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".

If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.

Bumper locking by TI Satan November 24, 2022

Bumper Allen 

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

Bumper Allen by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

bumper crop 

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

bumper crop by QuacksO February 11, 2023