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buffalo, ny 

A drinking town with a sports problem.
Wide Right. No Goal. Buffalo, ny sports teams.
buffalo, ny by Stringsnthings December 10, 2010

Buffalo Bill'd 

Squatting down and simultaneously receiving the nose of an unsuspecting victim into your asshole, while stuffing your testicles into that same victims mouth.
"I got too drunk at the football game and crashed early. When I woke up, my mouth was salty and filled with pubic hair, and my nose smelled like ass. I saw the pictures later and realized that I was Buffalo Bill'd by my roommate."
Buffalo Bill'd by Dumb Bug October 27, 2011

Buffalo Snow Plow 

The action of utilizing one's testicles as a shovel like device to scoop semen from a womens breasts to her mouth. After ejaculating on the womans chest.
#1)
Woman - "You were suppose to aim for my mouth"

Man- "I know I missed, I'm sorry"

Woman- "Use your balls to scoop it into my mouth"

Man - "You requested i perform a buffalo snow plow?"

Woman - "That's exactly what I am requesting"

#2)

Guy- "After visiting Buffalo, NY I discovered a new use for my balls. Not only can they make a mess, they can help clean it up too."
Buffalo Snow Plow by Ishd1v8 March 28, 2010

Buffalo Bills 

single handedly the coolest football team in the NFL. Lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the 1990's. But the more important thing is that they MADE IT to 4 straight Super Bowls....and people still say that they sucked. Lets see the Dolphins or Patriots make it to 4 straight.

Oh yeah, they had OJ Simpson playing for them as their star player too!

JP Losman in 2005 all the way!
The Buffalo Bills are the only team in NFL history to make it to 4 straight Super Bowls.
Buffalo Bills by falconbox530 May 24, 2005

Buffalo Boots 

Awesome hi top platform sneakers that reached their height of popularity in Germany and Switzerland in the late 1990's. Most popular among teenage girls, but were widely worn by people of all ages and straight guys.
Did you seen that gallery of Next Door Nikki wearing the red Buffalo Boots? That was hot!

Buffalo News

To read this daily from Buffalo, New York, is to engage in a masochism not seen since the onset of self-flagellation.

Without question one of the worst newspapers to emerge in this country ever. Nobody ever thought it was possible to have so many pages with nothing pertinent or interesting to say. They are so typically one-sided in regard to political issues that they think nothing of endorsing a candidate without even a reasonable argument as to why.

The worst part of this rag is the "My View" column. They devoted a large space in the Opinions section to musings by the local yokels about their childhood memories of Grandma's potato salad, summer days spent in the basement with the lights off, or weekends at Uncle Wally's when he would slither into bed with cousin Mikey. However, those who have something relevant to say are relegated to a small paragraph in another area, so they can maintain space for this crap and all the former editors/employees who for some reason never go away.

They are further proof that a one-paper town is a lot like a child listening in on an adult conversation. They're only going to let you hear what they want you to hear.
The Buffalo News has to be absorbant for the amount of shit that lands on it's pages.
Buffalo News by Beastfan September 26, 2005