brown rudnick 

The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.

During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."

"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."

brown rudnick by lawl student April 15, 2014

Brown luggage 

A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.

Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.

Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?

Brown luggage by Tenth Doctor January 18, 2015

Brown Nap

Falling asleep on the toilet.

The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.

Brown Nap by Jawson October 4, 2018

Brown's Big Wanger 

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

Brown's Big Wanger by dablord107 April 21, 2019

Brown Unicorn 

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"

Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.

Brown Unicorn by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016

brown bread 

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England

Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.

brown bread by Will July 25, 2004

brown the beef

anal sex

"I got Angie drunk and she let me brown the beef last night"

brown the beef by Mr Shitstone August 21, 2011