Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018
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Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.
I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!
by A God Damned Furry September 11, 2011
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1.I went to fuck my girlfriend when i said "wait i need a bonerbag..." she said.."what?"
2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!
2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!
by Homedogdude January 13, 2009
Get the BonerBag mug.1. A woman who looks so sexy from the back you have to jazz hands. But her front is not okay. She effectively gives you a boner from behind but puts in down in the front.
2. A lady who leads you on making you think you're going to get your groove on with her. Only to deny you. Again trolling your boner.
2. A lady who leads you on making you think you're going to get your groove on with her. Only to deny you. Again trolling your boner.
1. Oh damn, that girls ass is amazing. What's up fro- Oh shit man. It's scary. Damn she was a boner troller.
2. God bro I was gonna get it in tonight but Annie totally didn't want it to happen. Damn Boner Troller.
2. God bro I was gonna get it in tonight but Annie totally didn't want it to happen. Damn Boner Troller.
by PussyMcDickFuckYourAss April 8, 2013
Get the Boner Troller mug.When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.
On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade
by I_Like_How_I July 3, 2012
Get the Boner Barricade mug.When the tag in the back of your shirt keeps sticking out, no matter how many times you put it back down.
Friend reaches behind you and tucks your tag back into your shirt. Five minutes later, friend gives you an odd look and tells you that your tag boner is back.
by cadkitten & elyachan June 30, 2009
Get the tag boner mug.An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009
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