table bling

When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.

You go into a restaurant. Not the really nice kind, maybe, but not the kind with the arches on the roof. Your average chain restaurant. And you're sitting there with your friends. There are a lot of you around the table, and even before the wait staff brings you anything, you're already crowded. Why? Because there are all these *things* on the table. Vertical menu things and easel-based drink things and spiral bound dessert things and plastic encased specials things and an elaborate container with condiments in it plus some kind of fake floral thing and another brightly colored cardboard thing sticking out of a vase or carafe or whatever the heck it is and it's all garnished with a side of crayons (you're all adults out on business lunch and there are no kids whatsoever in the place). Table bling is gaudy, not worth the expense, and obnoxious... kind of like regular bling.

by Bonney Armstrong January 9, 2009

belly bling

Navel rings or any other bling for the belly button.

It was the first warm day of a brand new Spring,
The chicks were all out showing off their belly bling.

by GeeToe December 25, 2006

limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

Blinger

A rare hybrid race on the brink of extinction, essentially, a black skinned ginger. Originally thought to have been extinct until one was recently spotted in the heart of Liverpool.

Whoa look at E, he's got pitch black skin and bright orange hair, dude's a blinger.

by Mick Swagger August 9, 2007

Hotline Bling

Hotline Bling means when a ex boyfriend or girlfriend calls their ex and begs to be back with them or ask for love again.

My ex-girlfriend called me yesterday for Hotline Bling.

by wot_chris_ October 11, 2015

bling po boy

1. noun: a person who is sporting lots of bling (ie. fine cars, jewelry,etc.) and acts like a pimp, but who is in fact actually penniless because of their extravagant consumer spending habits which is well beyond their budget.

2. noun: a very hyped up sandwhich with lots of toppings and cold cuts.

def. 1: " Tyrone may think he's a pimp daddy, be ya'll really know he's just a bling po boy."

def. 2: "After Katrina hit, there wasn't a bling po boy to be found for miles".

by mojo ray December 7, 2006

zingo blingo

The radical branch of the Bear Family.
Some concentrated attacks in Verbier in December 2003.

"Massiv Zingo blingo on the hakuna matata"
"the bull is the ennemy"

by cl January 7, 2004