Blandon

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now

by Dozza13 June 2, 2018

bundo

A Japanese street fighting move where a Ronin Samurai Warrior takes both hands, cups them, and claps the palms of his or her hands over the ears of the opponent causing the figheter to lose their hearing and become disoriented. This move, if administered hard enough, can cause the opponent to fall without the need for a second blow. The bundo technique is typically a combination though where the ear clap is a predicessor to a death punch, grip or harminonizing a group of attackers with one sweep of a Ronin Tanto Blade. An excellent precursor for a death punch or some other blow or form or attack to permanently take down the enemy.

The fighters were engaged for at least a half an hour. Eventually, Jubei, one of the leaders of the Takeda army inflicted his signature combination Bundo technique to disorient the attacker finishing him off by infilicting a tucked finger death punch to the throat which cuts off the victim's oxigen supply ultimatly resulting in the opponent's death and victory for the Takeda Army. During the Bundo combination, the sentence, "I shall seal your fate!" are screamed in Japanese so as to allow the attacker a brief moment to reflect and become one with his or her surroundings before losing consciousness and dying from lack of oxygen.

by Bib Fortuna March 22, 2007

blunder cunt

An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.

I sent that blunder cunt to the store four hours ago for milk.

by hung low November 25, 2007

blundonian blumpkin

A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over sideways to perform fellatio on one another whilst simultaneously defecating in their respective receptacles. Generally not performed sequentially ("I'll do you until you blow out both your loads then you do me, ok?") but rather in rapid alternating bursts of a few seconds duration A-does-B then B-does-A. A professionally-executed blundonian blumpkin maneuver results in a virtually seamless and volcanic four-way explosion and is a true wonder to behold.

Conversation in public restroom:

Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?

Gay Guy #1: Ha!

by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006

Blondonia

n. a domicile of S Philadelphia; est 2003. Pop. 2 -Blondonian adj. & n.

"After being asked to leave O'Jung's, they made for Blondonia."

by C M October 15, 2004

blundergat

well known piece of shit and friend

thank god i got that blundergat out

by c88l December 18, 2016

blund

short for blunder, this word was coined by aggrivated minorities during the race riots of 06, which occured in cambridge MA, in my dream, last night.

THIS SHITS A FUCKIN BLUND! As biggy smalls once said, "Whys it allways white what a fuckin blund, fatass scam like diet pills and the jimmy fund."

by alesaurus lex June 6, 2007