The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
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Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
Get the bloom hammer mug.The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.
Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!
Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom
That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.
Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom
That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.
by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023
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The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
by bissynessman January 17, 2024
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A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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