by alex brooked December 26, 2016
Get the Sound and Blessed mug.A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Get the bless up mug.A homie that has been blessed by the power of other homies soon to bless another with this blessing of become a Blessed Homie. There can only be one true homie that blesses this person but, if a Blessed Homie loses his one and only true homie they are no longer blessed until they find another true homie but it just wont feel the same as the last one a true homie always stays in the heart and memories of the Blessed Homie. If not then they were no true homie.
by Epickid69 May 15, 2021
Get the Blessed Homie mug.The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out
Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"
by Tullly July 29, 2010
Get the Pre-bless mug.Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.
Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
by "D" July 28, 2005
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