Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.
by !JayAm! March 3, 2018
Get the blessing the sinkmug. by FlowersOnMyHat August 23, 2016
Get the blessed domemug. 
A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
Get the Satan's Blessingmug. Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.
Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
Get the Gutter-blessingmug. by diary of a mad white woman February 15, 2017
Get the booty blessedmug. The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out
Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"
by Tullly July 29, 2010
Get the Pre-blessmug.