Jiggle Billy

A dancing hillbilly with night-vision goggles.

This came from the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force".

"Come on, ya'll, commence to jigglin'!", said Jiggle Billy as he danced away.

by Happy Time Harry July 11, 2004

Billy Mays Day

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.

I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.

by chris71693 July 8, 2009

Billy Madison

Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.

The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck

by Hilda April 20, 2006

Billy Big Rig

A stereotypical long haul truck driver

"Hey Bob what do you do for a living?'

"I'm a truck driver, just another Billy Big Rig on the highway."

by Brett Skinner December 21, 2008

dumb-billy

A Dumb-billy is a Chicago slang about a person who is more dumb than a hilly-billy.

"Freak you Dumb-billy". "You're such a Dumb-billy".

by bumbillysnitches December 5, 2012

billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.

That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006

Billism

Billism; (Noun) - Similar to Confucianism in that it is not a religion per say, but it is more of a civil/societal ideology on how to run government and society as a whole.

A civil ideology with Eastern influence founded in Western Society that seeks to supplant other opinions, ideas and morals. It emphasizes the importance of trivial matters, thus seeing differing opinions (mainly things of entertainment value) as false.

A Billist claims to support logical discourse, but is only concerned with imposing the Billist view on the non-Billist.

Reformed Billism (Weak Billism) - This type of Billism is willing to defend their position on a subject, only in hopes of converting the other party.

Orthodox Billism (Traditional Billism) - This type of Billism is not willing to engage in any logical discourse, and is taught to verbally assault any non-believer.

I just finished debating a Billist. It felt more like being lectured on my incompetence to society. But now that I realize it, I wasn't arguing with a person. Billists are fools posing as intellectuals. Billism is just a form of elitist ideals.

by The Mohammadians January 29, 2010