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boyfriend-beater

1) A sleeveless, tight fitted, ribbed tank top for women, typically but not always white. Female fashion equivalent of the more commonly referred to wife beater article of clothing for men. Also known as a boy-beater.

2) A woman who beats her boyfriend.
1) Underneath her jacket, she wore a tight, white boyfriend-beater.

2) I heard that woman is a boyfriend-beater.
by Banjo_oz June 4, 2007
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Open-Mouthed Breather

Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.
All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouthed breathers I've ever seen.
by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
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wife beater

1.) the official article of clothing in the state of New Jersey

2.) One who participates in domestic abuse
Boss: you seriously came to work in a wife beater?

guy: all i had. blow me.
by yo guy February 12, 2007
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Bathroom Breather

The action of still being so intoxicated from the previous night of debauchery that when awoken on a workday you somehow drag your horrifically miserable self in to work and take periodic naps in the seated position in the employee bathroom of your workplace throughout the day, along with the foresite to wake yourself through the alarm function on your cell phone in a timely manner.

When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.

If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.

If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.

Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
Garrett: "Yo TJ I need a bathroom breather man... I was out til 5 am last night beer bonging tequila and assaulting that random bar sluts vagina"

TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.

Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
by V queezy May 22, 2011
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buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
by generalbone March 17, 2010
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beater

1. An old cheap car.

2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.

3. Short for "beat her".
1. I drive an old beater.

2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.

3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)
by Klosterman6969 July 31, 2004
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woman beater

a man, usually larger than his significant other, who slaps, kicks, or physically torments his female partner
I heard Harley's ex boyfriend hit everyone he went out with. That Neta is such a woman beater!
by Sue See Anne May 15, 2009
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