Beamer

In Cricket, a ball that is delivered and reaches the batsman on the full above the waist. Can be very dangerous

Brett Lee bowled McCullum a beamer

by umpirestrikesback May 18, 2005

Beaved

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

by Neil Mahoney December 9, 2008

looney beaned

getting fucked with, when an 80 year old retard screws you over

im pissed cuz i just got looney beaned

fight on trojans (Fags)

by thug life14 October 7, 2011

beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

Beamer

A professional scammer who makes money scamming people over video games and money.

Wow, I am such a good beamer. I made 1k usd this week.

by frivfriv January 3, 2021

Beamer

some one who likes sticking drumsticks up their rectum

Beamer stuck a drumstick up his ass

Beamer's Girlfriend stuck a drumstick up his ass

by Tw@face October 5, 2007