Sex Buffer

when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.

by Shaggo August 23, 2011

floor buffer

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.

by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009

buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

buffs

Cartier glasses that are very popular in Detroit, Michigan. Those who own buffs are considered "cool" but people are often robbed for these glasses.

I just bought a pair of iced out buffs.

by keviwill April 6, 2017

Buff Bomb

Someone who is very well built,sexy and considered great.

Wow, Mr. Fedell is such a buff bomb!

by Boberto Bobertson September 29, 2004

buff

Typically used in combat games of any sort. When a character, weapon, or any sort of combat tool which has had its power, strength or usefulness increased by any sort of degree (large or small)

The Redeemer was buffed with an increased fire rate and higher ammo capacity

by garunixreborn March 19, 2018

Bufu D

The action of getting butt fucked by your dad

Dude, Brandon's dad is really fuckin creepy. He probably bufu d's him all the time when were not around haha.

by Chester McGlockton April 7, 2008