hollister co.

a store that markets "west coast style" to "east coast people." they sell shirts that say "its better in Cali" to people that live in Massachusetts. only employs perfect people.

girl 1: hey! i bought a shirt that says "californians do it better" from Hollister and Co.
girl 2: youre not from california
girl 1: oh yeah...

by holyroman April 18, 2005

blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

Blister This Asshole

A term used to say lets "GTFO".

"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."

by Cockballs McHairy Nutsack July 2, 2009

Hollister bandit

A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.

Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit

Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.

by I hate people... July 26, 2010

hollister employee

If you have a nice chin and a flat belly you're hired

"Hollister employees never help with anything but they always look so perfect so it doesn't matter"

by DornishBooty August 5, 2014

blisterfeld

That one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

The only way to resolve a blisterfeld is a fight to the death. Or a dance-off.

I got into a blisterfeld with this guy at the mall this morning.

I ran into this woman the other day when we both tried to walk around each other but went the same direction. What a blisterfeld!

by Marcus Andronicus December 28, 2009

Blisterfeld

n. 1.That awkward side-to-side motion you do when you're trying to get past someone, and you each move the same way.

2. a weird uncomfortable shuffling between two people facing each other.

Person A and person B shuffle awkwardly from side to side once attempting to walk past each other.

Person A says to friend "That was one awkward Blisterfeld"

by nikkk. December 28, 2009