u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006

'round the bend

UK. One who is mentally imbalanced, eccentric, crazy, etc. Sometimes expressed as "right 'round the bend." An eighties tune, during the second "British Invasion" of music in the U.S., had the lyric, "You send me right 'round, baby, 'right round, like a record baby."

Did you see him talking to that tree? 'Round the bend, he is.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Whirley Bend

Where A male puts his penis inside the women and then thinks of a animal, and uses his tongue as the animal he's thinking of would!
WARNING! MAY TWIST DURING INTERCOURSE!

Harley got a Whirley bend of John

by Dukesssss955 June 18, 2013

Portuguese Bend

A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.

My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.

I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.

by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021

around the bend

a song by pearl jam,, it is sure ONE good song

around the bend?? yeah that song kinda makes me wanna flip through radio stations

by brightestbulbintheshed August 23, 2022

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

River Bend middle school

The worst middle school you can go to. Go here if you want to get roofied with Xanax and have a shit year. School with kids that shit in sinks and come to school acting like retards.

That’s terrible! You went to River Bend middle school!?
Yeah, it was shit

by lt’s yo boy October 16, 2019