An intergalactic alien who harnesses kids belief in him to alter reality. Barneys cursed technique is Playtime Delusion where he has kids imagine things and he uses their belief in him to generate cursed energy and alter reality to achieve what they want. The more kids belive in him the passive amounts of cursed energy he gets allowing him to alter reality without the children imagining it for him. He has two binding vows the first one is that every a thousand years an entity like barney will come to the planet he is on and try to replace him if barney defeats the replacement he will gain a 3 times cursed energy multiplier every time he beats his replacement. The other binding vows is that if parents see Barney in his curse form he will be unable to use cursed energy until they are killed or they forget about barney in exchange barney will receive 5 times cursed energy gain from children. Jordan is the current vessel of Barney right now. Barney can only enter teenagers and make them his vessel and he chose Jordan.
by Bigman19 January 24, 2026
Get the Barney mug.The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.
In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.
Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.
Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.
Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.
I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.
I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010
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Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show
2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016
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by pockets1213 June 8, 2016
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Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."
by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020
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That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)
Awesome awesome awesome...
He is from Awesometown...
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)
Awesome awesome awesome...
He is from Awesometown...
Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009
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