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Mid-Night Brown

One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.

This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.

The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.

I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Double Brown

An inexpensive but delicious beer "brewed" by Dominion Breweries in New Zealand. Oringinally a popular beer in the 80's, has experienced a resurge of populatrity since the late 90's with it's rebranding as a budget beer, drawing in students as a target market.
Mysteriously proclaims to be BEER as opposed to specifically a lager, draught, pilsner etc.
4% alcohol in 355ml cans, 440ml cans, 330ml bottles and 750ml crate bottles.
1) Richard: Any plans tonight?
Steve: Down some Browns then go to town. Same ol'.

2) Party random: Oh my god... On the fucken' Double Browns!!!
Steve: Delicious, mate.
Party random: All good. I don't mind the ol' Browns myself...
by Steve Gordon February 13, 2008
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Brownback

Verb - To go overboard and abuse whatever power you have (political or otherwise) to retaliate against an insignificant negative statement by someone with little to no influence, thus making a gigantic ass of yourself in the process.

Noun - A person who brownbacks

Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.
"I'm going to post something on facebook about how I think Obama is lame."
"Dude, I wouldn't do that"
"Why? What's he going to do, brownback me?"
"Well, if he does, make sure you wear one of my promotional t-shirts when they interview you. I wouldn't want a PR blunder like that to go to waste ^__^."
by unanimousdelivers November 28, 2011
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brown dollar

A brown dollar is the old style of food stamps
The one dollar food stamp bill was "brown" so it is called the brown dollar
by Cool BO May 31, 2012
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Brownback

Using fecal material as lubricant in unprotected anal sex.
The Governor of Kansas is a closeted homosexual whos favorite sexual acts includes all sorts of scat play, especially brownbacking.
by Brownback February 12, 2015
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Brownsed

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.
Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.
by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016
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brown sucking

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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