gaga awakening

a spiritual experience you have when u either look at lady gaga or listen to her songs

i watched the g.u.y. music video and it gave me my gaga awakening!

i feel my gaga awakening happening just by looking at her picture last night!

by gagavsr June 9, 2022

Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach

The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.

by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023

false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023

gay awakening

When you watch the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video.

Person 1: "My gay awakening was the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"

by dg1301 June 11, 2023

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

The Awakening

I didn’t realize I had been sleepwalking through life until the moment we finally met. That night wasn't just a meeting; it was a quiet, profound wake-up call.

Before you, I was functioning, but I wasn't feeling. When I saw you, it didn't feel like a crash or a collision; it felt like a sudden, deep intake of breath after holding it for years. The numbness I had grown used to simply evaporated.

You looked at me, and the parts of my soul that had gone dormant suddenly opened their eyes. It wasn't just about safety; it was a shock of vitality. You reminded me that passion isn't just for the young or the naive, it’s for the awake.

Meeting you didn't just calm me down; it turned the lights back on. I walked in as someone tired, and I walked out alive.

My life was on mute until that night. Meeting him was The Awakening I didn't know I needed.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 11, 2026