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Asswater

1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.

2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.
Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-

Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!
by Puppet Villain June 30, 2020
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Assfand

A person that always seems like to farm out of context but really trying to say what he thinking.
Assfand : AYAYA UwU
Assfand: !vanish
Assfand :????????
by VybeWolf May 21, 2021
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Ashwani

He will be greatest of all time. In vedas Ashwani was defined as the king of kalyuga . Bible and quran consider him as their allah(god) he will destroy all the non aryans and will establish his own aryan kingdom .he is khatriya Jaat from birth and will lead the jaat community and hinduism to a great level and his whole life will legendry and he will become the greatest of all time.
Hey, be aware of doing any sin it is the country of Ashwani

Mom my aim is to be a great man like Ashwani
by Dr. Harrison america November 25, 2021
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Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!
by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022
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Assan effect

If shortened, asseffect. When a person in a fit of spontaneous sleepiness decides to step away from the vc for a few minutes to lie down only to wake up 6 hours later (redaction needed).
-Damn, where is he? He told us he'd lie down for 15 minutes fucking 3 hours ago.
-Must be the assan effect.
by ComradeCrab197 August 4, 2023
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Death Valley Asswater

by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016
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New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.
Fuck the New York Asslanders
by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022
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