assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

Asswad

The amount of X that can fit inside someone's ass. Where X is a quantity of something.

Corey (to soccer team)- I have an asswad of white socks you can borrow.
Team- Eww... We don't think we need those socks now, they might not be so white.

by jorge- June 26, 2009

assman

Assman is a man that does ass surgery like off saving Silverman. He is generally the best stroy tellers you will ever meet in ur entire life.

Watch Seinfeild

by Gan August 7, 2003

asswad

Mike...see dipshit, gaywad, dumbass, fuck up, hormonal shitwad...etc.

its saying i dont have enough letters or something so afiuhsoeruhriuhagsdgf

Mike is an asswad! A fucking asswad is mike!!!!!!

by WiLd4U29620 March 31, 2005

Asswad Poncho

Nick...hes an major asswad and always wears this shirt that looks like a poncho...

Nick ur an asswad poncho...motherfucker!

by poncho hater November 5, 2003

Assman

A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.

Dude!, I'm the assman!

by lardawg May 3, 2009

asswad

The definition of asswad is simple it is ifact the same term as mince and tatties read exmaple and understand

Ahh some mince and tatties
o you asswad you ruined the mince and tatties
look asswad these mince and tatties are fine
o shutit asswad you have no idea what good mince and tatties are and you never will

by Stealth June 5, 2004