mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

by Baru May 10, 2008

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

Apple Faggot

Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.

John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!

by vlad88667 March 13, 2010

Chinese apple

A pomegranate. Lovely red leathery-skinned fruit, with little bitty corn-shaped berry type seeds inside. The seeds are the edible part.

Me: "Let's go to the store and get a Chinese apple to eat."

Friend: "Don't you mean a 'pomegranate'?"

Me: "Well, we called them Chinese apples when I was little."

by Turkey Trot November 15, 2010

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"

person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!

by delishxo March 6, 2011