Acosted

When a woman manufactures a fraudulent and fictitious physical confrontation against a man who was just trying to do his job.

He wouldn't give me the mike when it was his turn to speak. He acosted me!

by Velveeta Autocrat November 8, 2018

apestonkers

A condition of extreme pain and confusion resulting in violence directed at all living things.

Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.

by Jerry Manderpubes January 29, 2007

ApeStorm

To become so intensely angry, so massively incensed that you begin to resemble a Ape during a thunderstorm i.e throwing your shit about, shaking kids in pushchairs, tearing zookeepers in half.

Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.

He's thrown such an furious ApeStorm that not even the Buddha, Gandhi and The Rock could stop him!

by Neil Davis September 7, 2005

Apostrodude

A male fan of the band Apostrophy.
A sex god who is also a fan of the band Apostrophy.
A bed wetter... who is a fan of the band Apostrophy.
An annoying erection that won't subside, even after countless hours of masturbation... and is a fan of the band Apostrophy.

My penis is so hard and it won't go away... what an apostro-pain in the ass it is to have a raging apostrodude in my pants.

by Smalljohnson-bigheart August 29, 2009

apostlitis

An acute condition that causes a sudden need to correct others and convince them of your moral superiority. Most commonly occurs in people who are convinced that their moral standards are absolute.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.

Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.

by Secular Prophet November 16, 2010

anostronomist

anostromonist is a slang word for dummies for people who study the stars.(astronomers)

my girlfriend thinks anostronomist is a word.

by michelle plevritis April 19, 2008

Apothece

a word worth 65 points on Words with Friends

Jon: I just played "apothece" in our Words with Friends match.
Becca: What the fuck is an apothece?
Jon: I have no idea, but i just owned you

by Nicky Helms September 8, 2011