blowjob artist

Person who has become expert in providing a blowjob. This is actually a more sophisticated skill than many girls realize.

Alphonse: You are a real blowjob artist Frankie.
Frankie DJ: Thank you, I'm sorry for talking with my mouth full.

by Truthmaster October 4, 2006

piss artist

a person whos pre-occupation is to consume large quantities of alcohol on a regular basis,but who's body cant cope as well as an alcoholic's can, creating a distasteful, un-artwotrhy perfomance of drunken bliss.

"That boy's a real piss artist"

by Ryan Cairns September 18, 2003

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

Artist

Someone who is anti-social, loves expressing themselves on paper and are never proud of there work. They are usually the funniest people on the planet and they dont like any of the "popular" things of today. They wear what ever they want and dont care what anyone thinks. They ALWAYS have sketchbook and pencils with them. When you see one, say 'Hi' and ask them to see their art. They will feel proud of what they have done when they get positive feedback from others

Guy 1: Her art is really good. She is a natural born Artist
Guy 2: Yea, that musta took forever

by Luna_Nekophy April 29, 2019

Boston Artistic

Autistic- As derived from the regional pronunciation of the North Eastern United States (Most predominantly in the areas surrounding Southern Boston) in which the letter "R" when preceded by an "A" is often unpronounced and replaced with the sound "Ah" such as car (Cah), bar (Bah) and in this case Artistic (Ah-tistic).

Mary O'Boston: You should meet Tommy, he is wicked autistic.
Danielle California: Oh I am so sorry to hear that!
Mary O'Boston: Me too, he will nevah make any money at it.
Danielle California: Wait... Autistic or Boston artistic?

by RedimusSixpence January 19, 2011

Hair Artist

An Extremely over-the-top-Totally-way-cool groovey Chick or Dude that can clean your sorry ass up and make you presentable to the world whether it be in your own mini world or beyond.

My Hair Artist worked magic on my locks today, I felt like a blank canvas when I arrived for my hair session and then my tresses were magically transformed and now its all about the sweet hair crush with visions of colors dancing through my head.

Hair Stylist Artist of Hair Barber Barberette Haircut Cool Hair Care Hair Crush Love at First Cut Sweet Hair Thang

by DBABE50 April 15, 2014

artistic

Being artsy or having the ability to create art in the form of paintings, songs, dance, ect.

The painter is very artistic and created a beautiful mural.

by smartlady April 5, 2007