Alton Brown

The patron saint of the geek kitchen.

After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.

by Brian X June 22, 2003

ALTON

'A' 'L'ittle 'T'own 'O'f 'N'iggers

everyone is black in alton

by nigsnhoes February 27, 2010

Afton

A place where chlamydia makes headlines and lesbians rule the school

In Afton I got the STD Chlamydia from my lesbian girlfriend

by not from Afton October 20, 2008

Alton NH

A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.

Person 1: Hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.

by #LoSeR# November 30, 2011

Noah Afton

Noah Afton is the husband of Michael Afton, they met in high school during a school science project. They became closer after that, Noah is a transgender male. They lost each other virginity at 16, Noah died a year later from drowning, he drowned from being Schizophrenic from being kidnapped by his EX-Boyfriend and r@p3d, after escaping he hallucinated being pushed by him into a lake, Noah can't swim. After Michael became 18 he went to SL (sister location) to find and free his sister when on his last night he was scooped by Ennard. Noah's soul had be transferred into Ennard after death. Noah is a fallen angel, he couldn't find his way into the after life and found his way into Ennard. Years later they got together again and got married. Noah became pregnant by Micheal because he was transgender. He is now happily married to Michael with three kids.

Hey who is noah?
noah? u mean michael aftons husband?
noah afton

by applecider___12 April 28, 2021

Alfronzo

A person who is smart, kind hearted, sometimes hard headed ,loving , and greedy at times.

Hey let's find an Alfronzo.!!!

by Sassy bae October 28, 2017

Alton Firehydrant

When one drinks too much Busch beer and eats too much $.29 shrimp, ending up riding the Big Elwood while spewing out the shrimp.

Eddie: Did you see Betty doing the Alton firehydrant last night to Frankie?
Carol: Hell yeah, she sent that shrimp flying over the great wall.

by Urbanrich666 October 12, 2020