A place where human beings turn into beasts and try to save as much money as they can...it's a place where you see certain soccer moms everyday because they have nothing better to do after they dropped off Talan, Shiloh, and Dakota at
soccer pratice. Certain customers can earn a title known as "
Legend" if they are deemed worthy by a certain group of cool employees. These "cool employees" pretty much run the store and are all smoking
hot,
no homo. Such legends at
one particular store in Rowland Heights include: Cabbage Patch Lady, Duckman, Paper Bag Lady, Cat Lady, Orca Lady, Leather Man, Benson & Hedges Lady, etc. And the hoes that
work there will dress up all skanky and come into the store on their off days to show off. This is what is referred to as "Cake-Walking". They will come in and buy gum or something not needed...they will then precede to have sex with many dudes and do
drugs. And once in a while, you can spot cholos running out of the store with stolen beer.
albertson's checker: "hello mam, do
u have your albertsons card?"
asian customer: "nye o nye...fie nie five"...translation:
909-595
albertsons checker: "f me in the mother effing a-hole mother effer"
