Advance AutoSlave

A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.

An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"

by tractionless March 3, 2011

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009

RIP in Advance

or R.I.P. in Advance

Funny combination of "RIP" and "Thanks in Advance".

It is used when someone consciously begins a job or a mission which has a high death risk. This phrase describes this kind of ironic and tragicomic situations.

- Have you heard the news? A Canadian woman joined YPG forces to fight against ISIS.
- Well, RIP in Advance then.

by zinzinzibidi May 31, 2016

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

Mortal Kombat Advance

The worst game of all time!

Mortal Kombat Advance Su><><0rz

by qwerewq March 13, 2004

AdvancedGamer_

Adv is a chill person always high someone who shows love to all. His the king of Bhenchods but still always remains humble.

However, don't get on the wrong side of him he turns into the HULK.

Hey his an AdvancedGamer_ we should chill smoke weed with him.

You see that guy he reminds me of AdvancedGamer_

by AdvancedGamer_ November 24, 2018

Gameboy Advance

Basically everyone's childhood if they were ages 3-12 in 2001-2004. This system is hailed for having the best version of the best game of every Nintendo game series, Metroid, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, and almost any other series you can think of; even the not so well known ones like Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap are still thought of as great games. Not to mention it's good battery life and small size to add to it's portability.

Everyone got the DS, but I just stuck with my Gameboy Advance.

by JoetheMiner November 3, 2015