ashlee simpson

The biggest poser in the world!!!! She is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Lavigne, which is just really sad. She also cant sing and her voice is done with a machine and the only reason why she is famous is because of her sister and all those stupid trendy 12 year olds like her.

"Ashlee Simpson is the worst singer ever and the worlds biggest poser!!" -me

"I know, no one likes her lol" -my friend

by Rammstein_kicks_ass April 13, 2006

Ashlee

BETTER IN BED THAN A HOCKEY PLAYER- says every guy ever, even if they never got inside her pants.

Ashlee is amazing :D,

by John George. November 29, 2011

Ashlee Simpson

-Hideous boot-face "singer"
-Got into the business by using her sister, Jessica Simpson
-Got famous for being a dumbass...aka everyone loves to watch her crash and burn!

-hey man, did you see boot-face get booed off the stage last night?
-ah no, i missed it, but i did see people chucking rocks at her two nights ago...good times!

by Joe Simpson May 7, 2005

ashlee

a beautiful girl who goes by the name of ashlee; ashl33t; ashlee bear; or ashree. Everyone loves her and alot of people even wish they were her.

carly: i wish i were you ashlee
ashlee: but you're great being just you carly
carly: awwwww, you're so beautiful ashlee. i truely wish i could be you *sadface + emotear*

by cizzarly April 28, 2007

ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.

Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.

by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008

Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

Ashleen

A type of rare mythical feathered creature who visited the Earthly realms to cause mischief. From Ancient Latin Folklore.

The Ashleen rose from the holy water in the citadel, and set her eyes upon the pilgrims.

by Ronald Heesburgher May 30, 2008